Yes, I realize that I honored the infrequent Oscar- winning lying
performances of Sarah Hucksterbee Sanders before. This second
tribute, again with apologies to Tina Turner, is on the occasion of her
retirement as W.H. Press Secretary. You remember she replaced a
very poor liar in the person of Shawn Spicer.
So come to us,come to us, insincere and rehearsed.
We can’t be wrong ! Take our rage… and make it strong.
You come to us…with every lie he says :
A lifetime of sins, empty promises, and a world of bad dreams.
You both speak a language of hate, like you know what it means.
You lied to us for so long! Take our fear … and make it strong.
You were simply the best. Better than all the rest !
Better than anyone…anyone we have ever met.
We were stuck on your cold heart. We hung on every lie you said.
Never stopped tearing us apart. Sarah, I would rather be dead !
In your sneer and dark, lifeless shark eyes…we saw your lies.
We felt worse every day…we were just washed away.
Yes, she was and always will be…simply the best. Kellyanne agood, but distant second. The eyes and constant grin that said , ” I know that you know I’m lying. You know that I know etc., and I donot care! “.Sarah had no poker tells. The insincere sincerity, andcondescending smirk were masterful. My last words, one last punchline among scores of others : How do you SLEEP at night ? ” Well,not as good as when we had 10 agents in the house, and 10 outsidewith their dogs ! “. Sincerely Fred